December 2010
53 posts
Having My First Kiss in a Jumping Castle With a...
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is having my first kiss in a jumping castle with a boy who had a girlfriend. In my defense, I was only 12 and he kissed me. Everyone hated me for it. I always expected my first kiss be romantic and just like the movies. It’s embarrassing and everyone still gives me crap for it.
[Female, 16]
This is a awesome place for a first kiss…
Song time:
True Grit
was the shit
dun dun dun dun dun.
Jeff Bridges
kicked some ass
dun dun dun dun dun.
Matt Damon
was good as well
dun dun dun dun dun.
One of my fondest memories in life
enslavedicantbesaved:
The one year of high school I went to sitting in math when a asian kid looked at the pictures in my binder and asked, “Who’s Morrissey?” Then the blackest kid I’ve ever met who sat on the other side of me turns and says, “That smooth nigga from The Smiths.”
WatchThis and the Charlie Brown Christmas Soundtrack= Necessary for any damn holiday, let alone Christmas.
Not Being Religious
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is not being religious. I was raised in an atheist household, and at a young age started reading philosophy. By high school, I was so thoroughly weaned on existential deconstructionism that I couldn’t see the world as anything other than a meaningless shell. I wish I had never touched philosophy and enjoyed a simpler but happier life as a religious...
VH1 Classic... →
Not Allowing My Penis to Grow
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is not allowing my penis to grow. I started masturbating a lot at a young age. I’m 17 now and my penis is only about 4 inches long. I went to the doctor to see if it was still growing but the doctor said probably not and that my early masturbation may have stunted its growth. I regret getting hooked on masturbating so early on.
[Male, 17]
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Faking Having Cancer in High School
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is faking having cancer in high school. It was a terrible way to scream out for much needed attention.
[Female, 19]
HAHAHAAHAA Surely Funke, anyone?
Not Developing a Real Talent
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is not developing a real talent. Now, instead of knowing how the play the bass or a violin, or being good at sports, I help people with their technology problems and play video games. I feel like a failure.
[Male, 18]
DAMMIT ADAM THIS SHIT IS TOO GOOD I CAN’T STOP. At the age of 18 and entering the twilight of his life, Bill realized it...
My friend Clare reviewing the cinema classic...
PEOPLE WERE SUCKED INTO VAGINA LOOKING MOUTHS OF ZOMBIE ALIENS. A WOMAN AND HER HUSBAND FOUGHT UNTIL THE END, WHEN THEY WERE FINALLY SUCKED INTO THE GIANTEST ALIEN’S VAG MOUTH. THEY MADE OUT IN THE AIR. THEN, THE HUSBAND’S BRAIN GOT STOLEN BY AN ALIEN. HOWEVER, HE WENT ROGUE AND FOUND HIS PREGGERS WIFE AND DID THIS CUTE COUPLEY NOSE TOUCHING THING — WHILE LOOKING LIKE A...
That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
when you think you’re doing really well at Mario Kart, and then you realize you’re looking at your friends screen.
